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• (517): View more from Michigan

  dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard

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  I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep

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• (904): View more from Florida

  And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool

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  It could be our claim to fame

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  Done. I'll pack a cooler.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?

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• (315): View more from New York

  Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.

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  Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  "Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.

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