I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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