Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
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hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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