ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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