It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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