I just saw a hot homeless man
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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