Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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