talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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