your thong is hanging out like whoa
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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