and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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