I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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