i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My balls are so social today.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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