matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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