I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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