school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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