yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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