READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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