Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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