stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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