dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I believe in your delicious
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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