What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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