You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
