i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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