FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
