At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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