Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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