i barfeds in our rink
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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