3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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