She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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