I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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