Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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