Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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