what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
send nudes
from the living room?
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