ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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