i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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