booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
its not stalking. its research.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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