i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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