Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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