I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I would fuck him just for his dog
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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