WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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