Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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