Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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