You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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