no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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