Please, let me fuck your mom
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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