That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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