I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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