I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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