so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.