god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.