I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in