so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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