Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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