That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
