I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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